Many of the following photos have been sent in by other
listners and viewers of the current program and I thank then for their
time and effort. I have tried to group the images into some type of order
but what that order is I'm not sure!
But first a bit of light refreshment! All
those who know/knew Frankie Dunn also knew he had two hobbies. The first
was his red RS2000 Escort that he drove around in and occationally rallied
and the second were his cartoons. Regarding the first one he tried to
get me as his co-driver cos he reckoned I knew which way was up on a
map, but it seems it just wasn't to be.
Back to the cartoons. They generally manifested
themselves during tours of N. Ireland and the like. I'm afraid I've only
been able to unearth four of them and a couple are a little naff. However
I've tried to make them a little clearer so apologies to Frankie if I've
spoilt his art work!
I
think the subject of this one needs no explanation other than it relates
to Long Kesh, the batterys' 2nd tour of NI.
This next one leaves one wondering whether Frankie
(a) had a death wish or (b)
a questionable and dangerous sense of humour or (c) all three!
This one doesn't relate to N Bty but as we all know there was an unwritten
code that said you had to have a go at t'other batterys it you got chance!
When a few of the governments 'guests' decided
to book out of their 5
star accomodation rather earlier than expected Frankie was once again
on the spot. Again, I hasten to add, nothing to do with us (see above!).
However it did have something to do with the Padre as they were disguised
as priests/vicars - I can't remember thier denomination!
I, like many others,
left behind a significant other (in my case a wife) when we trotted off
to Costa Del N. Ireland for our 4 month holidays. So there we were in
N. Ireland up to our necks in mud and bullets not to mention the bricks
and dogs whilst our loving wives et al were sat gazing out of the window.
Their nails, on hands and feet, were down to the quick waiting for us
to return out of the mist wiv kit bag on shoulder - you've all seen the
films so you know what I mean.
 As you may have guessed this is my wife Lizzie in a
less than expectant pose cos I was on R&R. Now the image we may wish
of our wives and significant others may be of the fretting partner, but
the truth was usually the opposite - booze in one hand fag in the other.
Lizzies excuse was that she was drinking to forget but the trouble was
that she'd forgotton what she was forgetting - if you get my drift!
Most of this next lot are quite well known - largley
to the police - but we can't help that!
So,
this motley bunch on the left are, as most will know, the De'ath
clan but we all have our problems! This not so great photo was taken
in Larkihill when Steve had defected to the dark side (L (Nery) Bty).
It was probably when the Regt. were about to move back to W. Germany.
I've seen Steve and his long suffering wife Deb since then and neither
of them look any different - the only cloud is that Jenny, their daughter,
looks just like her mum. I know that's better than looking like her Dad
but it is still a heavy cross for the poor child to bare!
The
two ladies on this photo are Fiona, one of Lizzies friends, on the right
and Sue Higgins on the left. Not a very flattering photo of either but
never mind! I think this was taken in 1977 so Sue and Higgi would have
been married by then. Since leaving the Army I've only seen them once
- but you never know.
I'm sure I've mentioned ths before but as some of you
may know I am rather camera shy and therefore it is unlikely that thou
shalt see ones mush clutting up this site. However I am caught now and
then - this is one of the 'then' times!
Lizzie
and I are outside our first place of residence - more commonly called
a hiring in Deilinghofen.
It was a great place and Frau
Busch, our landlady, would always ask us
to get her something from the NAAFI, usually Bols or advocat. But she
was great and a great seamstress. We kept in touch even when we left
the Army until she sadly died. However living in Deilinghofen did have
one draw back - their band. I had just come home on R & R and was
awoken at 0530 by the afore mentioned band belting forth for all
they were worth - I shall not tell you what I called 'em! But even this
could be overlooked as we generally woke to the smell of fresh bread
from the bakery close by - ah thems woz the days.
Whilst
on the subject of Deilinghofen I found this image of the Gun-Park on
the internet. I have a funny feeling that the barracks arn't occupied
and come to think of it I think Pete Lawton told me he went there and
the old barracks are now an industrial park - I wonder if anyone told
the Americans! Anyway I'm sure those shutters were door when we were
there - or am I thnking of Larkhill, or was it Dortmund? Anyway we had
doors somewhere! And talking about Peninsual Barracks have a butchers
at this little
lot - not exactly N Battery or even 2nd Fd Regt but I'm sure it
will stir a few memories and anyway the Canadians are still part
of the Commonwealth!
This
next image is one most of us saw most often - the view out of the Bty
Bar door. The only fly in ointment is the glimps of the sqare in front
of the Bty Offices. I think it was O Bty on the right (behind the 3 cars)
and we were on the left. The block on the far right was where the yanks
kept themselves to themselves. I must admit Peninsula Bks was the best
barracks I frequented whilst Ubique in Dortmund must have been the worst.
To
add to my romantic idea of Peninsula Bks as being the ideal home from
home (ha), hows about this one for a bit of poetic nonesense in an Army
Barracks. I think this was taken at dusk looking west over the accomodation
blocks. Anyway I think its quite good even if I do say so myself!
This next lot put the England test team
to shame - just look at the strip, designer or what! You'll have to bear
with me as all thse are taken from slides; you've been warned.
As you may be able to see the pitch is
as flat as an impact area and the grass makes Lords look like a meadow.
I used to enjoy cricket cos I had a secret weapon - I bowled left-handed
but batted right-handed. It was not only during cricket that I caused
a few scratched heads because I also fired a rifle right-handed but used
a pistol left-handed - I always was an awkwad sod, just ask me better
half!
Not
sure whether anyone will remember, but around 1980-81 (?) there was a
huge NATO exercise in W. Germany (Crusader I think it was called) and
some bright spark decided that the regiment would supply some Tactical
Artillery Umpire Teams (TAUTs). At first I was given a cushie job with
John Spencer however the gods decided not to be kind and I was called
into the BSM's office to be told that one of the other Sgts couldn't
hack it so could I! Now me being the prat that I was (and still am) said
no bother and so I got lumbered with the BC - at least we were in different
Land Rovers, I think Trev Janes was my driver but don't quote me on that!
Our job was to be the 'shells' of the
Artillery fire and we went around throwing thunder flashes and blue smoke
where we were told artillery fire was coming down. We would then assess
casualities. It sounded great but it was really boring and they would
insist on firing at bloody night so how the hell could you see if owt
was there to be hit without giving the game away! I don't think great
thought had been put into the planning!
Anyway as usual I had my camera with
me and whilst some shots were complete crap others, more by luck than
judgement, came out ok. I also took some cine film of the whole she bang
but I think the file might be rather too large to bung on here but I
shall see.
Now
that I've got that off my chest does any one of my era remember the Felsenmeer close
to the camp - actually to the right as you looked out of the Bty Bar
in Dinglehoofen. Well, I did cos I'm more cultured than the normal rabble
plus I couldn't drink as much. Anyway I went there a couple of times
(owt to get out of camp for a while). The trouble is knowing what I know
now re. geology etc I wish I'd gone there more often but was it ever
thus. Anyway I took a number of slides and if you select the image you'll
see the result. Not exactly Army I know but I probably would not have
seen it otherwise.
One
thing I enjoyed perhaps more than any other in the Army was Snow Queen
when they bunged a load of us in some transport to Bavaria. I hadn't
been in the regt. very long before I got the chance to go. So off we
went with these green and black planks of wood the Army had the nerve
to call skies for a couple of weeks terrorising the Bavarian populus.
I never got on with the Army skies so I hired some shorter ones and it
made life much easier. As usual my camera went with me and these are
some of the results. I'm afraid some of the images are a little rough
as there are from slides but beggers can't be chosers.
© Richard Fox
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